Opinion

February 14, 2022

I tried to have a nice Valentine’s dinner using only speedy grocery apps

Does coming quick make a date more romantic? I was determined to find out


Georgina Ustik

7 min read

Yes, I made him wear a tie.

Here at Sifted, we’re always looking for new ways to tell the startup sector’s most exciting stories — so we decided to pair Valentine’s Day, one of the world’s most hated holidays, with one of VC’s most beloved tech verticals: speedy grocery delivery.

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