Johannes Weber, Johannes Weber, founding partner at Ananda Impact Ventures.

Opinion

November 9, 2023

The five virtues of VC

If it was all about money, holidays and fast cars, we’d all have chosen to be bankers instead

Johannes Weber

5 min read

In her Sifted article on ‘The five deadly sins of VC’, Elena Mazhuha talked of investors’ vacations in Mykonos, helicopter tours and luxury cars. It shocked me, as I read it from the sanctity of my Hyundai.

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Johannes Weber

Johannes Weber is founding partner at Ananda Impact Ventures.

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