In her Sifted article on ‘The five deadly sins of VC’, Elena Mazhuha talked of investors’ vacations in Mykonos, helicopter tours and luxury cars. It shocked me, as I read it from the sanctity of my Hyundai.

Opinion
November 9, 2023
The five virtues of VC
If it was all about money, holidays and fast cars, we’d all have chosen to be bankers instead
5 min read
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Johannes Weber is founding partner at Ananda Impact Ventures.

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