A nice pair of sneakers, Brunello Cucinelli vest, an expensive car and a cry for help in their eyes — that's how I'd describe a typical venture capitalist on their path to becoming a partner one day.

Opinion
October 3, 2023
The five deadly sins of VC
We have only ourselves to blame for the misery we suffer and spread
6 min read
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Elena Mazhuha is a partner at Flyer One Ventures

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