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January 20, 2023

The beige scale: The answer to all VC’s diversity reporting woes

Reporting your diversity based on Harry Potter house is just not going to cut it


Rosie Wood

4 min read

Rosie Wood's fictional beige scale

Rosie Wood is a (fictional) associate at the VC firm Mild Conviction. It’s a generalist, multistage fund with offices in London, Paris and Verbier. They’re not like normal VCs — they don’t need to do a tonne of due diligence to decide on an investment. Instead, they’re simply looking for companies and founders that are pretty good. Because pretty good is usually good enough. Catch up on her other dispatches here. 

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Rosie Wood

Rosie Wood is Sifted's fictional VC columnist

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