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October 18, 2024

Rural Albania, a 5km run in hotel slippers and Disneyland’s Dumbo ride: the strangest spots founders have pitched VCs

Raising startup funding can be a tough ride — but some founders take the dedication to closing to a new level


Sadia Nowshin

7 min read

Cafe music, a quiet meeting room and the buzz of a restaurant are all common background noises when founders and VCs meet to talk about potential business. But for Federica Moreno, founder of Berlin-based sustainable marketplace UpHavin, there was a very different soundtrack when she took a call from an interested investor: the commotion of a calf being slaughtered in the background.

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Sadia Nowshin

Sadia Nowshin was a reporter at Sifted covering foodtech, biotech and startup life. Follow her on X and LinkedIn

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