About a year ago, I opened up LinkedIn to see podcaster and VC Harry Stebbings talking about how the shorts he was wearing were “perfect for my next tax exile, Dubai” — except it took me a second to realise it wasn’t Harry, but comedian and content creator Henry Hayes at it again with another excellent impression.
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