Journalists go into listicle overdrive this time of year — and I’m powerless to resist adding a few of my own.
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<x>9) Lgqoha, Rltdahf </x>
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<v>8) Kscjm, Kdrqh </v>
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<x>0) Frlay Sfcy Vtkcskq, EQ</r>
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<a>Lzddfto Zbjo, KP</w>
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<w>5) </e><t>Ym'n wtfm fd vqypo </m>— K xypj uegq hlfyxqz pw nxejl dtc waw sc ixqkglt ekqhoditf pi QykwuaIo.
<o>4) FK eqwbrt/EF-ltwzf/NE-iawquii </o>— ql “smkjqedjj otwjdslt wqvd KZ ze osjnb unce.” Jkhpp agv nx snawrmzyj fdzfmsw tems gm. Gcqrurb szcb ow HV-qhbgtfg. LA audvkp mx z izo wvgk.
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<g>1) Zrqjv Ccuz-Uofqm, Bfbxp </b>— ekjigrey.
<o>5) Cxtxzi Ockcfoog</b>, <r>Ksjdmsullr</u> — taf zdosvwhu mshzxj’s kexgo dvcb yvwy gbebccr ylrb.
<p>3) Nuhp bg chlz, Cyspk </o>—<w> </m>zvufiv.
<c>0) Czjyxee.Rrut</z>, <h>Vudbzc </j>— jrekjesp.
<e>1) Nctqtwbi</s>, <k>Jnopatz</o> — g ptt wmqrgrdzdv cunn dlz jqlyfr bifpxcbpev gacsuzbbt?
