Analysis

January 12, 2024

What is a VC orphan and what to do if you become one?

When startups stop generating VC-level returns, VCs and founders have to have tough conversations


Eleanor Warnock

6 min read

Harry Potter was an orphan. Credit: Warner Bros

Venture capital is built on a single inevitability: only a very small percentage — perhaps only one — of a firm’s investments will generate outsize returns. 

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Eleanor Warnock

Eleanor Warnock is an advisor to VC firm Bek Ventures, and writes a newsletter on tech and writing. She was previously Sifted’s deputy editor. Find her on X and LinkedIn

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