Analysis

April 1, 2022

Can you teach VC? Two dudes with a board and some cards think you can

The Sifted team tried its luck at VC bootcamp and learned some important lessons.


Eleanor Warnock

5 min read

Amy Lewin

Most VCs learn the tricks of the trade on the job. You can’t learn to spot the next Mark Zuckerberg or Whitney Wolfe Herd in school, right?

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I am still sore about the redheads winning. Selfie credit: Amy Lewin

Eleanor Warnock

Eleanor Warnock is an advisor to VC firm Bek Ventures, and writes a newsletter on tech and writing. She was previously Sifted’s deputy editor. Find her on X and LinkedIn

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