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April 1, 2021

Unicorn VC launches new fund with promise to create 1,000 new startup unicorns

The London-based VC is finding that rivals are starting to copy its investment strategy.


April P. Fools

2 min read

Unicorn VC, the most successful VC firm in Europe measured by the number of “unicorn” startups in its portfolio, has launched a new fund promising to create the next generation of €1bn European tech companies.

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