Opinion

July 12, 2024

Looking for the next $1bn idea? You might find it here 

Seven Sifted reporters make their best startup pitches


Éanna Kelly

5 min read

Photo: Lexie Yu

Sifted reporters cover tech day in and day out. So by now, they’ll have collected some pretty good ideas for a startup of their own (right?). 

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Éanna Kelly

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