When Mike and Hannah Albertshauser wanted to spice things up in their relationship after 10 years of marriage, they turned to the inspiration of romance novels. But, from a bit of personal experience in the bedroom, they quickly learnt that a 300-page hardback isn’t the ideal medium when you’ve… got your hands full, so they began listening to audio erotica instead.
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