Opinion

March 26, 2020

How (not) to pitch remotely

Ways to wow an investor over video call.


Sitar Teli

6 min read

A few weeks ago, I was in Berlin for a conference. This was before the coronavirus crisis hit its current state: no European country was in lockdown, the flight to Berlin was full and the conference had only a few cancellations due to company travel restrictions. 

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