Pitching to venture capitalists naturally involves a good amount of preparation, but rarely are the instructions quite so idiosyncratic as London-based Tim Jackson’s: strong shoes, informal clothes, no heavy bags, and a meeting location described using latitude and longitude coordinates. His final instructions to me before meeting were: “Prepare for rain. Rejoice if none. Meet in front of Queen Victoria.”
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