Opinion

January 31, 2023

Why can’t founders just say how much they're raising in pitch emails?

Founders are great at doing the impossible — so why can’t they just ask for money in pitch emails?


Elena Mazhuha

4 min read

Elena Mazhuha, Investment Director at Flyer One Ventures

I receive dozens of cold pitch emails from startups every day. And what still puzzles me is that a huge share of these emails do not explicitly state what they want.

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Elena Mazhuha

Elena Mazhuha is a partner at Flyer One Ventures

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