Opinion

September 10, 2021

Founders, your Medium posts are rubbish. You can do better.

The top thinkpiece clichés and how to avoid them.


Oleg Volkov

4 min read

Credit: Toni Koraza on Unsplash

Safe, trivial, and boring. That’s how many run-of-the-mill thought leadership posts feel these days. Too often “My predictions for 2030” turn out to be a plagiarised Wired article and “An unpopular opinion on X” — just a boring rant that reads like a GPT-3 parsing of an /AskReddit thread.

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