It's that time of month again and my favourite wearable is showing all-time high ‘readiness’. Apparently, I'm supposed to feel ready to conquer the world, while in reality I’m experiencing cramps and fatigue — and rest assured, it’s not the first time this has happened. The app’s ill-fitting diagnosis feels like sarcasm and makes me want to hurl my phone at the wall. After a few deep breaths, I go for the next best option and tweet instead: “Dear Twitter, am I the only one?”.
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