Analysis

April 15, 2026

The European tech ick list: Emojis, baseball caps and everything-maxxing

The everyday habits making the region’s ecosystem feel just a little more gross


Urban Dictionary defines icks as romantic turn-offs or 'things that makes you uncomfortable or weirded out'. Credit: Unsplash

Some patterns of behaviour in the European tech ecosystem have become so normalised that few consider questioning them anymore. 

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