Opinion

February 17, 2021

Why can't Europe build a Clubhouse?

Clubhouse is taking Europe by storm, and nobody loves it more than the tech community. So why can't we build our own social media giant?


Nicolas Colin

7 min read

“Clubhouse was inevitable,” Stratechery’s Ben Thompson wrote to his subscribers on Monday. Social media has replaced just about every other form of traditional media  — except for audio! And so it was only a matter of time, or circumstances.

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Nicolas Colin

Nicolas Colin is cofounder of VC firm The Family. He writes a regular column for Sifted

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