Analysis

July 3, 2023

The employee benefits that are — and aren’t — worth it

Would you prefer pawternity leave or a golden pineapple?


Steph Bailey

6 min read

From left: Sançar Sahin, cofounder and CMO of Oliva Health, Dr Sarah Bateup, chief clinical officer, and Javier Suarez, cofounder and CEO

There’s one marketing firm in the UK that gives its employees a “dream ball”. They write a dream on a piece of paper, enclose it into a plastic ball and then drop it into a sweet dispenser.

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Steph Bailey

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