Opinion

August 13, 2021

Forget unicorns, here’s why the cockroach matters

Startup success is synonymous with hypergrowth and unicorns. But there's also a time for slowing down to survive.


Sikander Hauser

6 min read

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Startup success has become synonymous with unicorn breeding. We’re obsessed with stories of rapid success, scaling, and all numbers going up and to the right — and then some.

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