Opinion

December 24, 2025

The 2026 burn list: Notetaker bots, selling unfinished products, AI worship

An end-of-year grumble from Sifted’s contributing editor Éanna Kelly

Éanna Kelly

3 min read

Christmas is upon us and, before the year is out, I thought it might be good to work through some of my biggest gripes with Europe’s startup scene — so we can start anew in 2026... 

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Éanna Kelly

Éanna Kelly is a contributing editor at Sifted, and writes Startup Life , a weekly newsletter on what it takes to build a startup. Follow him on X and LinkedIn

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